JIM TRAFICANT SPEEH PDF
Traficant’s one-minute speeches, by James Traficant I yield back the need to pass the Tauzin-Traficant 15 percent flat retail sales tax. And when she said that Jim Traficant committed no crimes, then they demeaned her. But through the process they told her, to ensure her safety. Ther real Speech. title, and description were not created by C-SPAN. Traficant Speech March 17th User-Created Clip October 25,
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December 12, Mr. Speaker, the school prayer issue is out of control, literally. Students in Pennsylvania were prohibited from handing out Christmas cards. Reports say students in Minnesota were disciplined for having said merry Christmas.
Now if that is not enough to find coal in your athletic supporter, check this out: If this is religious freedom, I am a fashion model for GQ.
Speaker, I yield back the fact that Christmas is not about a jolly old fat man. Christmas is about the birth of Christ. November 28, Mr.
Speaker, reports say that Spfeh is two-timing Uncle Sam big time. With one hand China slaps Uncle Sam on the back and wishes us well in Afghanistan. With the other hand China sells missiles and weapons to Iran traficat Iraq and continues to funnel support under the table to the Taliban.
Bottom line, China continues to aid and abet our enemies. I yield back the fact that the Taliban are a fly on our face, but China is a dragon eating our assets.
June 20, A California woman has set a world record by hooking 7, brassieres together to create the biggest bra ball in history. This bra ball is a protest against the way women’s breasts have been exploited. Now, if that is not enough to challenge Victoria’s Secret, this buxom diva has filed a lawsuit against another artist who is also building a ball of bras.
America’s courts are bogged down with drugs and murder, and now we will be tied up with pounds of Maidenforms. Even Slappy White of hillzoo. What is next, Congress?
A stainless steel panty hose contest? I yield back the fact that all this money being used for this litigation would be better served if they put it towards a cure for breast cancer.
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July 18, The IRS said last year’s 81 percent error rate dropped to only 73 percent this past year. The Internal Rectal Service screws up 73 percent of the time and then brags about it.
If that is not enough to cause your to crepitate, IRS agents gave the wrong advice to taxpayers only 50 percent of the time last year, according to an investigation. These stumbling, fumbling, bumbling traficcant nincompoops have got to go. I yield back the need to pass the Tauzin-Traficant 15 percent flat retail sales tax, abolish the income speeb, and abolish these nincompoops at the IRS.
June 12, Mr. Speaker, last week a girl was crowned prom king in Washington. This week we learn a whole new classification term for men and women: That is right, transgenders. Ohio University has designated 30 restrooms as transgender-type graficant, able to be used by both men and women at the same time. They are officially called unisex restrooms. How about Maxipad vending machines in locker trxficant I yield back this higher education business as yet simply getting high.
May 8, Mr. Speaker, government investigators said, and I quote, there is no conspiracy by petroleum companies to raise gas prices in America. Who is traicant whom here? Beam me up, Mr. Speaker; those so-called government investigators are either on the payroll of those oil companies or they are smoking dope. I yield back the biggest rip-off in the history of the United States of America.
May 2, Spewh. Speaker, the Great Lakes are now open. The first foreign ship to dock in Cleveland, Ohio, carried 10, tons of steel from Russia. While mills are closing in Cleveland, Youngstown, and Pittsburgh, steel mills are closing all over America. Ten thousand tons of illegally dumped xpeeh just came in to America. It is getting so bad the Army almost bought, without Congress’ interference, black berets for the Army from China.
If our trade program is so good, why does Europe not do it? Why does Japan not do it? Why does China not graficant it? I traticant it is time to put things trfaicant order in America, my colleagues. I yield back the sell-out of America, wholesale, to Communist dictators, and the loss of jobs to these socialist, communist countries. May 1, Mr. Speaker, a government investigation said that the IRS gave, quote-unquote, wrong information 50 traficnt of the time.
In addition, they say one-third of all calls to the IRS go unanswered. According to my math, the IRS is upside down about 80 percent of the time. If trxficant is not enough to give your a hernia, the IRS says, give us more money and we will solve our problems. The IRS does not need more money. Congress traficxnt got to abolish the IRS. A recent national poll says 70 percent of American taxpayers favor the Tauzin-Traficant 15 percent national sales tax.
No more forms, no more tax on capital gains, savings, investment, education, inheritance. And the IRS is abolished. I yield back those stumbling, fumbling, bumbling, nincompoops at the IRS. March 27, Mr. Speaker, inCongress reformed the IRS and included two of my provisions.
The first transferred the burden of proof from the taxpayer to the IRS; the second required judicial consent before the IRS could seize our property, and the results are now staggering. Property seizures dropped from 10, to in the entire country. The IRS had a license to steal, and they were stealing 10, properties a year. And if that is not enough to tax our gallbladders, the IRS is now complaining the new law is too teaficant. Beam me up here. It is time to tell these crybaby IRS thieves that we are going to pass a 15 percent flat sales tax and abolish them altogether.
I yield back what should be the next endangered species in the United States of America: The Internal Rectal Service. March 22, From the United Nations to heads of state, everyone is hoping against hope for peace in the Balkans. I do not nim to rain on everyone’s parade, but in my opinion there will never be peace in the Balkans until there is independence for Kosovo. The bottom line, it is the right thing to do. Ninety percent of the citizens of Kosovo are ethnic Albanians.
Freedom and independence for Kosovo is the only long-term solution for a lasting peace in the Balkans. I yield back the fact that map boundaries have been redrawn regularly throughout history to accomplish peace.
Is it any wonder America is taxed off?
We happen to be suffering from a disease called Taxes Mortis Americanus. It is time to pass a flat, simple 15 percent sales tax, and fire these nincompoops at the IRS. I yield back the socialist, communist income tax scheme of these United States.
March 21, Mr. Speaker, America is in danger. China just built their third missile base, and North Korea referred to Uncle Sam as an aggressor.
We are now looking down the fangs of a dragon. While President Reagan crippled communism, Reno’s actions have absolutely reinvented the greatest threat America has ever had and no one is looking. I yield back all those Chinese missiles pointed at American cities. March 13, First, the Air Force bought Chinese boots. Now, the Pentagon is buying berets made in China. The Pentagon said China is cheaper.
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At 17 cents an hour, will the Pentagon hire Chinese soldiers? The beret once signified our elite ranger force. Now it is about to become a product of communism. What has happened to the common sense of America?
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I say it is time to tell the Pentagon we can hire generals and admirals a lot cheaper from China, too. Speaker, I yield back travicant fact that the berets should only be made in America and should only be worn by the elite Army ranger force. March 7, Mr.